There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which one of them was going to go to God and tell him that they didn't need him anymore. One of the scientists volunteered and went to go tell God he was no longer needed.
The scientist said to God - "God, you know, a bunch of us have been thinking and I've come to tell you that we really don't need you anymore."
"I mean, we've been coming up with great theories and ideas, we've cloned sheep, and we're on the verge of cloning humans."
"So as you can see, we really don't need you anymore."
God nodded understandingly and said "I see. Well, no hard feelings. But before you go let's have a contest. What do you think?"
The scientist said, "Sure. What kind of contest?"
God: "A man-making contest."
The scientist: "Sure! No problem".
The scientist bended down and picked up a handful of dirt and said, "Okay, I'm ready!"
God replied, "No, no, no... You go get your own dirt." |
